Hello, my name is Space Cadet Aloysius Weldon Hedo, formerly Mr. Hedonist. I clawed a brutal path to useless infamy with a story that nobody will ever forget, no matter how much they'd like to, and which needs no direct reference. That was part of the life of someone who was me, but is essentially dead to me now, and I refuse to be held down by it any longer.

I have a long history of barreling ahead into creative concepts that are brilliant at face value but incredibly complicated in essence. And yet somehow, a (reasonably) steady stream of bright ideas and ingenious creations seem to be brought into existence every day in the workshop and bedroom studio of my home, which I begrudgingly share with the rest of my family.

I am a proud member of the Army of Toy Soldiers, a group devoted to building the Utopian Playland devised by Dr. Steel, and making him World Emperor.

I also frequently posted on Hack the Music, a site intended for musicians to share their ideas and methods in the hopes of improving themselves and one another in the auditory quest for fame, fortune, and attractive partners. And fun. Through HTM I have improved the music I make for my band, End_Scene.exe, drastically, and I highly recommend it.

Despite being born female, I identify as androgynous and am currently working as an advocate for third-gender individuals, trying to make “third-gender” or “3” a legitimate option for gender on paperwork, social networking sites and personal records.

As a future career, I hope to create the ultimate day-care center, with every tool for creative play a child could ever need.